me on a first date
Carly just told me she loved following me.
Never, in all my time on tumblr, did I imagine I would ever be told that.
my roommate would probably trigger someone that has perfect body image tbh
I’m so glad someone has a roommate like this too.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
It isn’t a proper Saturday night without strawberry peanut butter nice Kreme! #vegan #vegansofig #veganfoodshare #nomnoms
Oh hey how’s it going. Only a couple weeks ago I was saying I really wanted to be able to do inversions. And I’m totally getting there!
Definitely need to tweak things. Elbows need to be closer together and I need to work on pushing harder through my forearms, but I was only touching the wall with my feet!
i need a 3 hour kiss
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.
Awh do this please
Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!
YEAH LET’S TRY THIS!!
Got both feet in the air on sirsasana but then I was so surprised I didn’t know what to do so I fell out.
I don’t push it away, I own it.
and because I own it, I let it go.